nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
