I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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