Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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