I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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