it wasn't lemon gatorade
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Found your dick twin last night
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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