WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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