What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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