i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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