Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
