I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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