i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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