i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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