im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize