You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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