Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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