gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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