it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
