i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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