Whod you bang
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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