He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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