And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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