You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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