Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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