In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
thus making me awesome and them whores
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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