11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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