it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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