he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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