Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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