Your mouth is God's brothel.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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