Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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