My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
