Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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