I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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