You're so nebulous sometimes
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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