Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
