All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Randomize
