You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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