After last night, I could never be a politician.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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