names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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