Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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