Your face is a jimmy john
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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