How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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