I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
