yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Brb crying the tears of my youth
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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