But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Randomize
