I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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