Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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