Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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