the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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