How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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