I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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