So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
