Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do plants get herpes?
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