Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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