the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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