Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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