THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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